Preemies of the world unite
I’m pretty sure I was a preemie. I mean, that’s what my folks told me. However, Louisiana birthing authorities didn’t note that on my birth certificate. I know; I went back and checked. It just has my birthdate, nothing on there at all about being premature.
Unlike the monitors at the airport, they didn’t list me as an early arrival. They did however list mine as a live birth, which is a good thing. That would be like the monitors indicating a plane landed early and safely as opposed to early and crashed.