Read all about it in the paper
Well, guys, don’t worry.
I am held by my own morals not to “quote” you or any other random person I meet in my column if it could possibly result in the death or extreme embarrassment of said party.
Usually especially embarrassing columns are reserved for close family members and friends.
So, you’re safe.
It’s sort of disheartening sometimes when I’m in normal conversation with a group of people and someone says something like “Hey! You’d better watch what you say around her if you don’t want it in the newspaper.”