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A snake in downtown Ruston

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To my knowledge there is no scientific name for a snake with two heads. The old joke called a two-headed snake a “bad son-of-a-gun.”

In Ruston, a snake with two heads is called “parallel parking.” This snake is extremely poisonous and its venom is called a ticket.

From the time we enter grade school, we are taught, as a society, the importance of proper “line” etiquette. Our education includes how to keep the line moving, keep the line straight and how not to break up in line.

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