How to save money like a credit card company
Question: What is the best way to start saving money? I have tried before, but it is so hard! I end up spending it.
Answer: I must have a very dull life. I find myself reading labels a lot. You should try it.
There was the Sears hair dryer that warned, “Do not use while sleeping.”
And then there was the Swanson frozen dinner that helpfully explained, “Serving suggestion: defrost.”
Of course, I shouldn’t leave out the American Airlines classic, found on a bag of their peanuts, “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”